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PostSubject: Chuck Norris   Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:43 pm

Pretty self explanitory but post any good Chuck Norris related jokes you can think of. ^^
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:51 pm

I dunno if it's good, but here goes:

The earth doesn't spin on its axis; Chuck Norris is spinning with his wheelie chair at its pole (North).
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:53 pm

The bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and friends"

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:57 pm

oh this section was genius. God said "Let there be light", Chuck replies "Say please".

Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris


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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:10 am

"alien vs predator" was a movie about chuck norris' first sexual experience..
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:21 am

Haha you guys are champions. "When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesnt move himself he pushes the Earth down"
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Sun Sep 20, 2009 2:48 am



xD

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:18 am

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. He bites frost.

Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door.

:3 I love CN jokes
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:24 pm

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.


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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:06 pm

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:03 pm

LOLS~~~~
XDD naw.. i dunno any chuck norris thingys
i'm too noob!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:55 am

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, to bad he never cries!

There's no such thing as global warming, Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:01 pm


Chuck Norris only uses one chopstick

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:43 am

When Chuck Norris is running late time better slow the fudge down.

Only Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

When the Bogeyman goes to sleep it checks it closet for Chuck Norris.

Resurrect this thread people.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:34 am


  • Chuck Norris can melt water and freeze ice.
  • When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
  • The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:54 pm

has anyone ever seen the Chuck Norris cartoons?
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:13 pm

nope what is chuck norris cartoons?
*searches on google
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris   Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:45 pm

Chuck Norris had his own cartoon starring Chuck Norris himself called "The Karate Kommandos", it was only 4 or 5 episodes though.
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