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PostSubject: Awesome repsonses from kids~ 8D   Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:17 am

Since there's not a lot of threads in the humour section, I pretty much decided to "borrow" this from another forum and post it here! 8D


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
STUDENT: Yes Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.
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HAROLD: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
HAROLD: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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TEACHER: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
JOHN: I hope you didn't either.
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GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.
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MOTHER: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
JUNIOR: Because of absence.
MOTHER: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
JUNIOR: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
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SYLVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
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TEACHER: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.
FATHER: What's that?
TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.
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TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY: You can't fool me, teacher....snakes don't have feet!
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TEACHER: Max, use "defeat", "defense", and "detail" in a sentence.
MAX: The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat went over defense before detail.
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MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money.
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TEACHER: If you received $10 from 10 people, what would you get?
SASHA: A new bike.
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TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
VINCENT: One dollar.
TEACHER: (sadly) You don't know your arithmetic.
VINCENT: (sadly) You don't know my father.
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TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!
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BOY: Isn't the principal a dummy!
GIRL: Say, do you know who I am?
BOY: No.
GIRL: I'm the principal's daughter.
BOY: And do you know who I am?
GIRL: No.
BOY: Thank Goodness!
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PostSubject: Re: Awesome repsonses from kids~ 8D   Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:49 am

LOLOLOL this is hilarious!!!
awww i was on the bus yesterday and there was this little girl dressed in pink and asked his dad "Why aren't there any seat belts on the bus?" nyawwwwwwwww <3
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PostSubject: Re: Awesome repsonses from kids~ 8D   Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:45 am

Lol! I have to find some good ones!
@Anna: Awww...I love what some kids say!
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PostSubject: Re: Awesome repsonses from kids~ 8D   Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:59 am

hmm funny about that, i was with this friend from uni and we decided to go to the quad and have lunch and saw these 2 kids, one big sister and one little brother maybe aged 8 and 5, and they were chasing each other! he was like aww how cute! and im like yes... they are cute NOW then the little brother will grow tall, start swearing, PUBERTY!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOL nvm that was silly
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PostSubject: Re: Awesome repsonses from kids~ 8D   Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:26 am

I grew tall D= Then everyone else grew taller >.> But I didn't start swearing =3

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PostSubject: Re: Awesome repsonses from kids~ 8D   Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:39 am

maybe i just got a dud brother >.>
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