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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Sat Oct 03, 2009 10:55 am

I think I remember that... That was YOU Odom??
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:21 am

~Suigintou~ wrote:
I asked why, was it because he couldn't have any? I swear the place was silent for a few seconds then everyone was talking again. He was a bit shocked and told me I said it so casually and seriously, he never thought I would ask such a personal question like that before, because everyone knows me as quiet. He wasn't offended and then we were all laughing. I only said that in a medical perspective, and since we were nursing students, mature...understand medical stuff. If I had said that to someone else, they would have been really embarrassed.

^ it would have been awesome if i had been there and that question was directed at me lol.
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:07 pm

Argh, stupid daylight saving, I accidentally set my clock BACK one hour instead of forward one hour and then wondered why my dad was telling me I would be late for work at 7:30 when I work at 10:00 *hint* It was actually 9:30 T_T
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:56 pm

@odom: LOL it seems you trip a lot XD

ooh ok ok i finally have an epic fail! well 2
one was on wednesday and i was at my hotel at nelson bay. i decided to go swim at the pool! i got into my swimming gear, costume, cap, goggles, sunscreen and all, went down the lift and suddenly felt as if gravity was pushing a bit harder on me than usual. so then i walked on these tiled floors not knowing that it slopes downhills a bit and a strip on the very side of the side walk stayed the same level. not noticing this i tripped and looked down and there was this gash wound on my 4th toe on my left foot! and was bleeding quite a bit...
the next day i woke up to find that a friend had texted me to say that he was all depressed because myer had rejected him and he really did sound terribly depressed and because i am SUCH a sensitive person (i hear snorts) i kept thinking about that the whole day! so my family packed everything in the car and went sightseeing. there was this nice cliff view we visited. i got out of the car, walked a few metres and then i tripped again! omg! this time on a speedhump! however this time a diameter of 0.5cm of skin was nearly scraped off and was bleeding madly again facepalm... everyone was laughing....
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:07 pm

@Sean: How would you react? o_o
@Anna: Wow so many injuries...are you ok?
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:18 pm

@mish: hahaha if you look more closely it's just 2 nicely sized cuts on two of my toes on my left foot, look gruesome but i still walk normally XD coz i'm awesome!
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:36 pm

Awesome! That's all good, cuts will heal! You had me worried then.
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:13 am

Remembered another one.

Using the oval as a landmark on the day where they show you around. We have 2 ovals. ==""
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:10 am

oh! i gots one ^^

i was trying to swat a bug and i poked myself in the eye ¬¬
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:32 am

Tried to catch a fly with chopsticks like in every kungfu movie ever, but to my friend and the people around me it looked like I was an insane person eating from phantom rice bowls ._.
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:22 pm

*ghostly voice* OOoooOOOOOoooo phantom rice bowls xD


I was trying to climb the small rock facing at Dragonfly-009's place cause its a shortcut to her front door.. i forgot that:
a) i was wearing thongs
b) that i am totally uncoordinated

so i slipped, and not only did i make an idiot of myself; i took most of the skin off of my little toe. ( and most likely the worst part - i broke my thong)
THEN , cause we were all great St John Ambulance people, we cleaned my toe with 16yr old saline. FANTASTIC XD

EPIC PHAIL!!!
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:41 am

:3 nyawwwww mish was worried about me! (labu labu)
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:06 am

MSN Convo.... says it all ¬¬

Ąĉīđ Řęĩģŋ says: (1:00:27 PM)
zomg! there was a bug on mah boob


۞Alex۞ says: (1:00:29 PM)
Razz

۞Alex۞ says: (1:00:34 PM)
LLOLLLL


Ąĉīđ Řęĩģŋ says: (1:00:59 PM)
it was huge! with poisonous pinsers that were dripping venom!!

Ąĉīđ Řęĩģŋ says: (1:01:02 PM)
TT^TT


۞Alex۞ says: (1:01:28 PM)
it was a tiny little fly wasn't it.


Ąĉīđ Řęĩģŋ says: (1:01:40 PM)
NO!!! it was a huge nasty bug!!

Ąĉīđ Řęĩģŋ says: (1:01:58 PM)
oh, it was a dead leaf heheh


۞Alex۞ says: (1:02:26 PM)
*posts to epic fail thread*
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:37 pm

lol @ acid_reign's post!!! so it's possible to mistake a leaf for a bug?

oh yeah in mblg the other day, started at 9am so everyone was kinda dozing off, the lecturer was talking about selective breeding or something along the lines of that and then said that the time it takes for selective breeding from a wolf to different sized dogs was 15thousand years and as i am such a good student i took that note down but somehow interpretted the year to be 15billion years... please don't ask how i got that DX

ho ho then my lecturer talked about circadium rhythm and asked us if we knew what it was, a friend sitting next to me seemed incredibly tired and said yes, um it's the rhythm from a cicada... and then the lecturer went on to describe an example, jet lag, interupts the original rhythm of the body etc etc. XD

ah the seats at eastern avenue auditorium are so comfy and the room is always warmer than normal - _ - zzz
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:02 am

I have something for the thread!

This happened on Tuesday.

Okay, so I had a test at 11am in one of my lectures. My mum wakes me up at 11:10. So I get to uni at 12, and have just over 30 minutes to sit the test.

Anyways, later that day, I was in the EB SCM labs and I came downstairs to have something to eat. When I went back, the guy who was in there closed the door when he left so all my stuff got locked up. I had to go down to EA and get the security guy to come and open the door.

Later that night when I got home, I decided I wanted some leftover chicken and rice for my lunch the next day. But I didn't have any rice. So I decided to cook some. Anyways, about 15 to 20 minutes later, I'd boiled the rice over, boiled it dry, burned the element, burned the saucepan, the hot mat and burned and broke one of my mum's trays.

That was seriously the most failtastic day I've had.
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Sat May 08, 2010 12:57 pm

I just wanna re open this hahah XD

Today walking into the shop tripped over a box
walked outta the shop nearly slipped

Walked into the shop next door tripped again
Ran out nearly stacked it

Ran Across the road nearly stacked it
walked into the fruit shopped nearly dropped the oranges
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Bumped into sumones trolley

went out to the car and banged my knee on the door gettin it

Got home tripped goin up the stairs =="
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Sat May 08, 2010 1:05 pm

LOL dw i tripper over by my own foot today D;
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Sat May 08, 2010 1:06 pm

lol =p
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Sat May 08, 2010 1:07 pm

heeng
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Sat May 08, 2010 1:08 pm

i got bored and i ended up stabbing my hand with a box cutter ^^
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Sat May 08, 2010 1:12 pm

thts uhhh... *whistles*
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Sat May 08, 2010 1:48 pm

xD
oh! and there was 5mins ago when a moth tried to kill me, i flailed and smacked my ear... i got a scaffold piercing done about 2 weeks ago... OWIE!!! TT^TT ... and my mum saw the whole thing and just laughed at my pain... ¬¬
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Sat May 08, 2010 1:51 pm

thats slack -pats- there there
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:01 am

The bus just drove past me while I was viewing this forum...

20 min wait... Again!
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:12 am

LOL put a timer on!!! make sure you're not looking at the forum in 5 mins time!
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