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PostSubject: Yo mama anime jokes.   Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:47 am

Ok I'm a sucker for yo mama jokes, but not the usual kind....

I like yo mama anime related ones! XP

(Yeah it's probably really stupid but I love it!)

So tis topic is where you post a yo mama anime related joke.

Ok I'll go first:

"Yo mama's so fat that not even Naruto believes it!"

Now it's YOUR turn!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes.   Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:20 am

AHHH YOU USED THE ONLY ONE I KNOW! xD

Wait I know one!!
*Yo Momma's so fat, she makes Gluttony look like a starving Ethiopian child!

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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes.   Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:34 am

Haha! Good one!

"Yo mama's so nasty I thought she was a heartless!"
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes.   Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:00 pm

Lolz!! Yo mamma so ugly...everyone wishes they had a death note xD
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes.   Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:12 pm

Yo mama's so emo even Sasuke's jealous!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes.   Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:12 am

Haha *watches Sasuke walk off and listen to angsty music*
yo mammas so fat that Bakura can't banish her to the shadow realm...she wont fit!
Ok lame but I wanted to make at least 1 Yugioh reference xD
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes.   Fri Oct 02, 2009 5:57 am

Haha!

"Yo mama's so fat that she plugged up Miroku's wind tunnel!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes.   Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:00 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! POOR MIROKU.
"yo mammas so fat that Ash Ketchum threw a pokeball at her thinking she was a Snorlax"
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes.   Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:57 am

Yeah! That's worse then getting a poison insect in your hand! LOL!

"Yo mama's so nasty that she was in Kairi's hotel room!"
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes.   Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:29 pm

Kudos to anyone who gets this one:

"Yo mama's so creepy that even Belarus is afraid of her."

(Okay, I'll explain this one. Belarus is a character from Axis Powers Hetalia. She represents the nation of the same name. She's a bit scary. She wants to marry Russia who is actually her older brother. She held a knife to Latvia's back. And she broke Lithuania's fingers. Twice, I think.)
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes.   Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:29 pm

Yo mama so ugly even Prussia doesn't want to invade her vital regions.

Yo mama so ugly even Russia doesn't want to become one with her.

(NB: Prussia often threatens to seize and invade others "vital regions". Russia has this thing where he says "Everything will become one with Russia.")
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes.   Sat Oct 24, 2009 3:43 pm

Yo mama's so hopeless, even Tsuna can pawn the Mafia's bad guys.

*From Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Tsuna is often called "No Good Tsuna" because he is weak, unless he is hit with his Dying Will Bullet.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes.   Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:14 pm

LOL.... Yo mama's so fat that she makes sasuke listen to 'walking on sunshune'!
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes.   Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:23 pm

Yo mamas so fat,[L]awliet couldn't eat ANYTHING after seeing her.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes.   Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:54 am

Yo mama's so fat she finished tsumugi's secret unlimited supply of cakes and desserts

ahh ok that was lame... But i love k-on to bits!

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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama anime jokes.   Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:31 pm

Yo mama's so weak, Magicarp's splash was super effective against her
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