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PostSubject: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime23/9/2009, 3:22 pm

A thread for people to post their epic fails...
Okay so today I got out of my car then tried to lock it with my house-key, then tried to unlock my house with the unlock button on the remote for my car, then keyed my pin number into my alarm, when the alarm went off I tried desperately to turn it off with the alarm button for my car >_> quadriple fail....
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime23/9/2009, 5:07 pm

LOL wow that is pretty fail xD I was caught checking myself out in front of the mirror by my aunt, admiring my new clothes (purple and black fedora and shirt). The comment I got: "You look like you're from freaking...Charlie and the chocolate factory" >.>
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime23/9/2009, 6:02 pm

During driving practice:
Dad: "Alex, turn left at the next roundabout."
Alex: //squinting// "Which roundabout? Oops - that one." //Turns right//

Also...

The really old Thunderbirds show? With the miniature puppets?
1) I didn't know they were puppets
2) When I found out, it took me ages to realise they were miniature
TT-TT
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime24/9/2009, 12:00 am

hahahaha~ naw such cute stories!
this post kinda sounds like FML.. sort of... confusing...
anyways
urm i was watching a movie on TV and it was still showing til late, and my dad was sitting in the dining table also watching the tv, and the ads were on but it was those ads about "see nude pic of girls" feeling awkard i switched the channel but it was another ad of "nude picture" and i switched again yet another "nude picture ad"
D= so i thought that SBS would be clean,,, but no.. it had a weird foriegn film and it happened to be a sex scene...
akward.
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime24/9/2009, 12:49 am

hilarious story my friend told me.

he was up late watching movies and thought it saw a spider out of the corner if his eye. and full jumped up in the air trying to get it off him.....it was his armpit hair
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime24/9/2009, 4:04 pm

Short skirt+windy day= epic fail
You can probably guess the rest. Darn uni location....
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime24/9/2009, 5:00 pm

Personally I don't see how that's fail~ =P
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime25/9/2009, 8:57 am

It's fail if you are trying to keep a low profile and not wanting to draw attention to yourself...like a freak.
Unless you want people to see your underwear.
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime25/9/2009, 2:58 pm

no no, I meant from the 'peoplle who want to see underwear' perspective xD
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime25/9/2009, 6:09 pm

Hahahaha! But no!
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime25/9/2009, 8:46 pm

LAWL
At kino and i was at the section with all the use-less facts, and my friend pops up with a spiderman note book, and starts humming the spiderman theme, i hum along and say batman, when you supposed to say spiderman at the end..
==" aii you had to be there.
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime25/9/2009, 8:53 pm

XD Just means you're loyal to batman *thumbs up*
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime26/9/2009, 9:26 pm

Not quite an Epic Fail but when people talk about how their favourite character was the Meganeko in X anime I would rewatch the entire show and say "their was no cat in that show!" until I found out it wasn't Mega Neko (cat) it was Meganeko (glasses girl).
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime27/9/2009, 1:04 am

Started a fml thread ages ago, Otoha starts a similar, more active one, fml.
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime27/9/2009, 1:11 am

Replying to an FML thread. Doesn't know what FML means. ><
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime27/9/2009, 6:36 am

Maybe because he started it when more members had joined to reply?

Also I was reminded yesterday about one of my greatest phailures. I once tripped over a sheet of imaginary paper.
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime27/9/2009, 10:17 am

@viviff9: Sorry didn't know there was an FML thread, ended up finding it though it wasn't in humour section.
@Odom: wtf how do you trip over imaginary paper?
@dragon: FML means F@&% my life
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime27/9/2009, 10:22 am

I was walking and I talking to a friend, so my head was turned to the side, and I thought I saw something out of the corner of my eye in front of me like a random piece of rubbish, so I tried to step over it while still talking, but because I thought the wind was blowing it or something (why else would I have noticed it if it wasn't moving?) I suddenly thought 'oh hey, this step probably won't make it over it' so I tried to make my step higher at the last second, which didn't really turn out as I thought it would, causing me to lose balance, stumble, and trip. After which, I found out there was no paper or rubbish in the first place x_x
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime27/9/2009, 10:41 am

@ Odom - XD
@ Russell - Hahhaa I was guessing at things like "Failed My Life" or "Failing Massively in Luck"
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime29/9/2009, 9:49 pm

Lol Odom, that is epic fail. I've tripped up stairs but not on flat ground!

I think most of my epic fails are from saying the wrong things. Now I have to watch my mouth and think before speaking. It happened not too long ago, a few friends out for lunch when we had our break in between lectures (won't disclose names unless they don't mind), in a restaurant. Well into eating, there was a group of people with kids on the next table and we were talking about random stuff. Then a friend said that he liked kids because they were cute...blah blah blah. And he said he didn't want any though. I asked why, was it because he couldn't have any? I swear the place was silent for a few seconds then everyone was talking again. He was a bit shocked and told me I said it so casually and seriously, he never thought I would ask such a personal question like that before, because everyone knows me as quiet. He wasn't offended and then we were all laughing. I only said that in a medical perspective, and since we were nursing students, mature...understand medical stuff. If I had said that to someone else, they would have been really embarrassed.
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime30/9/2009, 12:46 am

This happens to me all the time. I have this demonstrator in my chem labs called Brad, and whenever he helps me I have a fat freudian slip and say "Thanks Dad" instead. He looks at me soooo strangely now :/
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime30/9/2009, 9:03 pm

lol its all good, Just another chapter in the story of my life
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime2/10/2009, 6:26 pm

Curses the freudian slip. >.<
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime3/10/2009, 9:36 am

Tripping slowly during the last meeting, to have myself land on the back of the seats, lined up to run from my right shoulder to right thigh =[
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PostSubject: Re: EPIC Fail thread   EPIC Fail thread I_icon_minitime3/10/2009, 11:34 am

Ouch that was painful.... . _ .
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