| Chuck Norris | |
|
+9Otoha Acid_Reign801 dragonfly-009 Sutcliffe hyokiru_01 viviff9 Odomonkey ~Suigintou~ Drocell_Cain 13 posters |
Author | Message |
---|
Drocell_Cain Admin
Posts : 160 ESB Points : 12 Join date : 2009-08-25 Age : 33 Location : UWS Penrith
| Subject: Chuck Norris 17/9/2009, 12:43 am | |
| Pretty self explanitory but post any good Chuck Norris related jokes you can think of. ^^ | |
|
| |
~Suigintou~ Admin
Posts : 3998 ESB Points : 2073 Join date : 2009-08-23 Age : 32 Location : Nirvana/Heaven
Character sheet Role-playing: Godoka Secondary Role:: Homura's rabu~
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris 17/9/2009, 12:51 am | |
| I dunno if it's good, but here goes:
The earth doesn't spin on its axis; Chuck Norris is spinning with his wheelie chair at its pole (North). | |
|
| |
Odomonkey Psychopathic Member
Posts : 645 ESB Points : 254 Join date : 2009-08-22 Age : 33 Location : The other side of the fence.
Character sheet Role-playing: Monkey God Secondary Role:: Sleeper
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris 17/9/2009, 12:53 am | |
| The bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and friends" | |
|
| |
viviff9 Happy Member
Posts : 247 ESB Points : 86 Join date : 2009-08-24 Age : 33 Location : Your face
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris 17/9/2009, 12:57 am | |
| oh this section was genius. God said "Let there be light", Chuck replies "Say please".
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris
Last edited by l2ainfall on 17/9/2009, 1:27 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Triple posting. Tsk.) | |
|
| |
hyokiru_01 Enthusiastic Member
Posts : 177 ESB Points : 19 Join date : 2009-08-23 Age : 35 Location : earth
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris 17/9/2009, 6:10 pm | |
| "alien vs predator" was a movie about chuck norris' first sexual experience.. | |
|
| |
Drocell_Cain Admin
Posts : 160 ESB Points : 12 Join date : 2009-08-25 Age : 33 Location : UWS Penrith
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris 18/9/2009, 4:21 pm | |
| Haha you guys are champions. "When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesnt move himself he pushes the Earth down" | |
|
| |
Sutcliffe Cheesy Member
Posts : 63 ESB Points : 0 Join date : 2009-09-02 Age : 33 Location : Behind you o3~
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris 20/9/2009, 9:48 am | |
| xD ~ <3 | |
|
| |
dragonfly-009 Chibi Member
Posts : 1057 ESB Points : 8 Join date : 2009-09-23 Age : 33 Location : Hyrule
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris 23/9/2009, 6:18 pm | |
| Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. He bites frost.
Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door.
:3 I love CN jokes | |
|
| |
Acid_Reign801 Bored Member
Posts : 389 ESB Points : 9 Join date : 2009-09-10 Age : 33 Location : Off to find the Philosophers' Stone
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris 23/9/2009, 7:24 pm | |
| The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
Lawl, CN Jokes FTW XD | |
|
| |
Otoha Admin
Posts : 3567 ESB Points : 1972 Join date : 2009-09-09 Age : 33 Location : Makai
Character sheet Role-playing: Bishounen Secondary Role:: Bark-faced
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris 23/9/2009, 8:06 pm | |
| There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. | |
|
| |
Bluna Sempai
Posts : 2306 ESB Points : 1319 Join date : 2009-08-25 Age : 34 Location : in a Box
Character sheet Role-playing: Lady wizard Secondary Role:: your mum
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris 24/9/2009, 12:03 am | |
| LOLS~~~~ XDD naw.. i dunno any chuck norris thingys i'm too noob! | |
|
| |
Bjmac Member
Posts : 27 ESB Points : 0 Join date : 2009-09-29 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris 29/9/2009, 3:55 pm | |
| Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, to bad he never cries!
There's no such thing as global warming, Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up! | |
|
| |
Sutcliffe Cheesy Member
Posts : 63 ESB Points : 0 Join date : 2009-09-02 Age : 33 Location : Behind you o3~
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris 4/10/2009, 10:01 pm | |
| Chuck Norris only uses one chopstick ~ <3
| |
|
| |
viviff9 Happy Member
Posts : 247 ESB Points : 86 Join date : 2009-08-24 Age : 33 Location : Your face
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris 16/1/2010, 5:43 pm | |
| When Chuck Norris is running late time better slow the fudge down.
Only Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When the Bogeyman goes to sleep it checks it closet for Chuck Norris.
Resurrect this thread people. | |
|
| |
Otoha Admin
Posts : 3567 ESB Points : 1972 Join date : 2009-09-09 Age : 33 Location : Makai
Character sheet Role-playing: Bishounen Secondary Role:: Bark-faced
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris 16/1/2010, 6:34 pm | |
|
- Chuck Norris can melt water and freeze ice.
- When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
| |
|
| |
Darth Munchkin Chocolate-filled Member
Posts : 115 ESB Points : 1 Join date : 2010-01-29 Age : 33 Location : Lala Land~
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris 3/4/2010, 12:54 am | |
| has anyone ever seen the Chuck Norris cartoons? | |
|
| |
gagA Sempai
Posts : 2275 ESB Points : 52 Join date : 2009-09-28 Age : 33 Location : in my HAPPY PLACE
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris 3/4/2010, 9:13 pm | |
| nope what is chuck norris cartoons? *searches on google | |
|
| |
Darth Munchkin Chocolate-filled Member
Posts : 115 ESB Points : 1 Join date : 2010-01-29 Age : 33 Location : Lala Land~
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris 3/4/2010, 10:45 pm | |
| Chuck Norris had his own cartoon starring Chuck Norris himself called "The Karate Kommandos", it was only 4 or 5 episodes though. | |
|
| |
Sponsored content
| Subject: Re: Chuck Norris | |
| |
|
| |
| Chuck Norris | |
|