How would you!!!!

Greetings wandering drones of anime, manga and various other glorious things. I figured upon me recent indoctrination into this fantastic little cult that appears to have developed I'd start with a bang, and considering my general lack of firearms; It appears I must undertake this task in a more metaphorical manner.

So here it is... The "HOW WOULD YOU DEAL WITH THIS SITUATION" thread!

The game is fairly simple; a picture for a thought. The poster will present a humorous image (or distuurbing, give or take) in which the next poster will reply, answer and retaliate with their own image of doom!

So without further adieu: How would you deal with this situation!

I would stay calm, and then proceed to rob the nearest bank... yes with Kittens strapped to my nipples...

But how would you react when faced with JAPANESE HITLER!

It's quite simple really. I would seek the aid of my close associate and long time family carpenter

JAPANESE JESUS!!!!!!