FML stories

Hey guys after watching Superbad me and my friends fml alot and tell each other our depressing stories. I hoped we could do the same. Whether they're your own or just made up, sharing is caring. FYI-Fml=f my life

I shall share one from fmylife.com. "Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML"

There you go. Your getting the hang of it now.

I first saw The Mummy and actually could not sleep for 3 days after.

Clodreaver wrote:

I first saw The Mummy and actually could not sleep for 3 days after.

owee! i was like that too!! i was scared the bugs might come after me...

hmmm,,,embarrassing when i turn my head, about to talk to my friend, just to find myself facing a stranger and my friend in a different location.

I was watching the Mummy in my Elective History class in Year 10 and I was kind of falling asleep at the beginning. Then it was the scene when the woman was walking into the museum with the sarcophagus and then her brother/ some guy jumps out and I literally jumped out of my chair like an electric shock...Everyone was saying how that was going to happen..O.o Pretty embarrassing as well...

I wanted to try baking cookies, so i bought myself at coles pre-made cookies
on the package it said to preheat the oven,
in my utter confusion in first time using an oven
I preheated the cookies. -Fail.
(i only did this becasue the instruction told me to? xD)

In my english tutoring class we watched a movie Billy Elliot.
and afterward we each had to answer questions on the board,
the Question "Find one techniques that shows Billy's transformation"
My question to the teacher among 7 other students "Who's billy?"

yesh.. was i paying attention to the movie? =__=;;

In my english tutoring class we watched a movie Billy Elliot.
and afterward we each had to answer questions on the board,
the Question "Find one techniques that shows Billy's transformation"
My question to the teacher among 7 other students "Who's billy?"

yesh.. was i paying attention to the movie? =__=;;

Bluna wrote:

In my english tutoring class we watched a movie Billy Elliot.
and afterward we each had to answer questions on the board,
the Question "Find one techniques that shows Billy's transformation"
My question to the teacher among 7 other students "Who's billy?"

yesh.. was i paying attention to the movie? =__=;;

hahaha!! yeah!! that was soooo funnyyyy X3 especially the look on the teacher's face

girls show me slight interest and mild flirtation starts.

the next day i find out she has a bf and everythhing goes cold turkey.

FOUR TIMES THIS YEAR EFFFF

Clodreaver wrote:

girls show me slight interest and mild flirtation starts.

the next day i find out she has a bf and everythhing goes cold turkey.

FOUR TIMES THIS YEAR EFFFF

i know the feeling lol xD

haha yea i hate it when i go clubbing and walk up to a group of people and say hi...and its not my friends

Got mixed up with my childhood friend's sister as her on facebook
D:l i thought her name was Justine not Louise,,, urg..

Bump!
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talking to my friends on the train, didnt realise we just missed our stop

lol that has happened to me before, my friend gave me the biggest death stare of my life

when through a maccas drive through and i thought i could only afford medium cheeseburger meal, but when i went to pay.. i had enough to buy a large meal
lols
what a fatty i am

wow you have such little money you struggle to put together $10, i feel sorry for you...then i remember your taking my tax money >=o

tax money? how am i taking your tax money!?"!?!
i dont get centrelink you douche
and for your information
i had to fill up petrol so thats where my money went off too
so instead of jumping to conclusion and calling me a hobo check your facts properly >=l

oops sorry i'm from the future, ignore what i said

>___>