Realm of Random! [This R Serious RP] - Signup/Interest thread

EDIT/NOTICE:
This is now an interest thread, and as soon as I get at least four people willing to participate, I'll start a new thread. No need to create a character here or anything, you can introduce your character and reveal more or less about them in the actual thread.

Once upon a time there was an anime forum known as anime-eden. On that forum was a thread entitled "Realm of Random! [This R Serious RP]" and Odom had much fun there. Now the site and forum have been looonnnggg dead but the good memories remain, and small bits and pieces of the thread which I found in my old email box, which alerted me of responses. Now unfortunately, I only have a record of the first posts after my own posts, but I assure you that it would not make any more sense even if you did have the complete thread.
Also, I can't remember my own posts, and don't have a record of them so sorry about that as well. However, I do remember my character: The stomach of a lizardsheep that had become self aware and possessed psychic powers. Named Gus. Hope you enjoy the taste:

29/8/07
Lexxxy saw the lizard sheep fly high through the sky, and readied himself for the uncomming reps.

He dogded one rep and gave it a bitch slam. After that he tried to kick the rep in the balls, but forgot that rep dont have balls. Then he breathed heavely in the reps face, and the awefull smell (a mixture of absinth, Vodka and Jack Daniels) killed the rep inmediatly

Lexxxy: ha, take that you bitch!
*waves long blonde hair in slowmotion*

Gus: Baka, you killed one, now you made them even more angrier. And one dead rep isnt enough to stop the entire horde of zombies and reps!

Lexxxy: Uhh, oh yeah.....perhaps it is better if we run.....my alchohole breath is almost gone.....so ehhh..

Gus: where is that magic goat?? Goat, get us out of here!

suddenly as the ror crew began to move toward the magic goat the ground started shaking wildly everyone including the reps and the zombies looked around to see that the source of the quake was Adrian his body was glowing and he made a slight twitch and that twitch sent a wave out the threw everyone a considerable distance Adrian quickly got to his feet and quite glowing but his eyes were a bright white color

XLP-027: accessing data on subject Adrian original threat level high
second assesment threat level undetectable current threat level undeterminable sensor overload

Adrian walked over to the goat as he got close the goat tried to smash him with his horns but to no success Adrian dodged and pulled some rope and two A sticks out of his coat tied the goat up and strung him on one of the sticks and handed the other one to the lizard-sheep

Adrian: ok im going to blind fold you spin you around then let you take a wack at the goat
and guess what everyone gets a wack

Zombie: uhhh uh uuhhhu uuhuhuhuh

Adrian: yes you and the reps get a shot too oh did i mention the stick is a lightsaber oh but its on training power level not at at level to kill at least on the first shot

Adrian: oh goat thats what you get for trying to fry part of my brain oh and because of this little thing i have implanted in my head your attack got reflected so you wont beable to teleport out

All of a sudden, a temporal rift in time opened, and an arrow from Medieval England flew through and hit Graham in the chest. Graham looked down at his chest, realized an arrow was stuck in it, then fell backwards, dead.

As the temporal rift closed, Graham's body was swallowed by a white light, leaving no trace of graham, or the arrow that had hit him.

1/9/07
After 30 minutes of runing away from the Horney undead, the RoR crew stopped to take a breath.

LizardSheep: I think we lost them. Damn, those guys are running or hormones or something?

Gus: I guess being dead makes you horney or something.

wiggington": But where are we know??

Lizardsheep. Good question, a very good question. XLP-027, look on your navigation device where we are.

XLP-027: Scanning.......scanning.....scanning. Error, insuficient data. Needs software update. Please contact the TomTom customer support service. Thank you.

Lexxxy: Oh, great....Stupid junk technology

suddenly a flash and laser misses Lexxxy's head with just a few inches.

XLP-027: anti insulting system activated. Warning shot fired. Next time will be a hit.

2/9/07

The small light blue rabbit with the clown pants came back and headbutted the LizardSheep.

LBR: All yur base are belong to me. All your rep are belong to me.

*LBR gets smacked on head with bottle.*

LBR: Thank you, old chap. I was stuck on *text unintelligible* mode. Unfortunately for you/me my language is too *text unintelligible* for your eyes. This is because of *text unintelligible* crossing the *text unintelligible* in *text unintelligible* during *text unintelligible* mode. XLP-027 should get it. My name is Sug, by the way. I am Gus's inverse twin brother. Nice to meet you.

Adrian:Gus is a stomach. How can he have a twin brother?

*Adrian doubles up in pain as Sug headbutts him in the groin.*

Adrian: Fortunatley I have installed a

Sug: I do not wish to know. Your *text unintelligible* is of no interest to me. In the mean time, how well can you control the redead?

*Sug crosses little bunny fingers.*

3/9/07

as the army marched forward their attention was diverted by the simple and utter chaos that was occurring before them altered men fought reps and clones and other strange occurrences. lizard sheep and gay men roamed about the battle torn world, the school girl said in a roar "WTF IS GOING ON HERE! o_O" her army was just as confused as she was, they were in a foreign land and in the mists of an unbelievable war between god knows what. she called forth a simca fan girl "*cough*..uh...where the **** are we?", the fan girl replied "I have no idea...maybe Tennessee or new jersey?" the school girl thought to herself for a moment, then she took out a compact mirror and fixed her make-up for 30mins,then she rushed to the nearest bathroom and stayed there for2 hrs., then she left to shopping for the rest of the afternoon. around night fall she returned to her army who lay sprawled out on the ground entertaining themselves with card games, convos and sleep. she then exclaim out loud "!
GET THE **** UP!!! I HAVE A PLAN!" the army scrambled to their feet they awaited her orders. "okay! we're....going home im bored with all of you" the army screamed "WTF!!!!" she then spoke "im kidding HAhahahahaaha, we're going to fight these guys and make them love me forever! and if we have time we set you guys up with dates or something" the army roared in enthusiasm and marched forward to the battle field.

9/10/07

Then me Lumen Sapphira fell from the sky on top of Mr T's head
Mr T:I pitty the small fool that fell on my head
I then apologised and asked where I am since I know absolutely nothing, then I did the thing I love most.
I then asked: Do you have cake, I love cake and chocolate and who is Gus?, and why am I here , and am I talking too much, do you know who I am, wait I told you right, where's the cake, ah!!!!!

Then he says one more thing

There better be cake in the future or I might just get angry, or I'll die from hunger or get really really hungry





So....anyone interested? =D

I would join- but nanowrimo >.<" I'm not sure about writing randomly- I like plots.

I HAVE AN IDEA. If we can start this up, we can just put it all together as a group effort for nanowrimo? xD

A group effort for nanowrimo? You have my attention.

Do i have to read all that writing? Sorry but I have a short attention span so have no idea whats going on however I read your edit and will happily join!

^ That's the spirit. You have the soul of an editor Russ!