post the QUOTES

=O don't let Haru know that we aren't using the forum!!!

Lecturer: "And ofcourse we know that that means what?" *looks at me*

Me: *wasn't paying attention* "uuuh... I dunno"

Lecturer: "Don't be modest i'm sure you do"

Me: "nah i don't"

Lecturer: " I bet you do"

Me: "nope!"

Lecturer: "YES!"

Me: "no"

Lecturer: "you know it"

Me: "I really don't!"

Lecturer: "ok, *asks another person*

Me: "Oh I did know it!"

Lecturer: /sigh

^Lol xD

@Russ: Haha! What unit was that?

Inorganic Chemistry 3, theres only like 6people in each lecture even though there is supposed to be like 60 people registered for it >_<

UWS ANIME CLUB Karaoke/Hyde Park Games:

Vincent: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!! EVERYONE START VOTING FOR EITHER SATURDAY OR SUNDAY. If you vote Saturday, EVERYONE like GAGA's post, if you vote Sunday, EVERYONE like ALIA's post. Since there has been another rebellion Code Geass style (looks at Alia), ill do a final revote of dates.

Otoha: Damn you Vince make up your mind and stick to it!

smiles: Hurp Hurp c:

Jazz: The first thing I saw was "Code Geass". I have to watch R2.

smiles: Yes, yes you should.

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Vincent: ok i got better idea, QUIT ASKING ME TO CHANGE date, majority at the end of the 15th rules

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Haru: flip a coin vincent!! 8D

smiles: roll a dice vincent 8D

Me: ‎Vincent - Saturday, or I bring out the chilli.

smiles: Vincent - Or I bring out the torture devices

Otoha: What kind of dice has "Saturday and Sunday" written on it?

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Will: screw the chili, if he doesn't decide by this friday I'm making him drink a whole litre of long island iced tea

smiles: ‎Russell Guy Sat - Even, Sun - Odd 8D

Jazz: ‎Russell - Apparently one smiles has

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Jazz: Alia - I have a couple of photos of Vincent that are perfectly innocent but, with the right twist and caption, could be questionable. We could use them against him in order to influence the result.

smiles: Yes, but. Are you a saturday voter or sunday? >:O Dependin on your answer lies your life or death

Jazz: Alia - I'm voting Saturday because...well you already know why. (Let me know if you want the photos.)

smiles: Boo. >:c And Yes

Jazz: At least I think they could be made questionable
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/230480_1840601089354_1070367218_2024250_541493_n.jpg (observe the hand)

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/225589_1840600449338_1070367218_2024247_8217761_n.jpg (the expression).

Vincent: yeah cause a certain Jess just knocked off the bottlelid and i had to drink sake =XXXXXX

smiles: He can drink and masturb4te at the same time o: A Multi tasker

Jazz: ‎Vincent - The fact that you can like that post makes me lower your innocence percentage

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Vincent: yeah your right babe, it was soju

smiles: babe? xD

Haru: don't give alia any wrong ideas!! D:

smiles: too late. *o*

Kai: Hey I only deal if I see the money first~ 8D

D8 zomg phil! Are you keeping something from me?!

Vincent: yes Kai, he has. dont you reckon he and I are too close?

Jazz: Oh dear. If Haru gets too close to Vincent I'll have to eliminate him...

The continuation of the previous post:

smiles: because Jess sees haru as a threat.

Jazz: Alia - This is my yandere side. He should be glad I'm not chasing him with a knife

smiles: ‎...that was used to cut the chilli :B

Jazz: Alia No - I'm chasing Haru with the knife, not Vincent.

Kai: No wait, I need phil alive so I can question him D8<

*ties Vincent up and tossed in the back of the van in the mean time*

smiles: ‎...then give him pills that will force him to stay awake for the rest of his life, so he cant do his favourite hobby anymore - sleep 8D

Kai: Oooh alia's more harsh than me xD

Jazz: Kai - You give me Vincent, I give you Haru

smiles: And rape away you two~

Jazz: Alia I got my rape face on:"
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/248/c/1/ikkaku__s_rape_face_by_sarah_93_yin_yang-d2y2m2y.jpg

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Haru: OK VINCE. IT'S TIME TO JET OUT OF HERE! D8

smiles: YOU TWO ARENT GOING ANYWHERE. TIME FOR STRIPPING Ohohohoho~

Jazz: @Haru - You can't go anywhere. Kai needs to interrogate you.

Kai: ‎"interrogate" 8D

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From my status:

Status: Alia, Phil, Anna, Vincent - if I fail my SAIT report, I'm blaming you guys.

Comments:

smiles: If the event is on Saturday, I'm raping you guys <3
Me: I'm tempted to like that...but then I realised it would include me...
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smiles: Like liek liek. Everywhere a like.
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Me: And in two years time this will come up as a memorable status and we shall look back on the time where Alia wanted to rape people.

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On MSN - Vincent paraphrasing my comment: "I approve of rape...until I realised that I was included."

Problem? Not hearing all of what someone says.
Result? A funny but awkward situation.

"Actually, he's the guy in my display pic. The one you thought was 10."
"Oh okay. Would you ever go out with him?"
"What?! No way! He's five-and-a-half-years older than me!"
*a few moments later*
"Hold on. You *do* realise that we're actually related, don't you?"
"WHAT!?!?! Eww...man..."
"I told you that before."
"Eww..."

-Vincent and me.

His reaction was actually worth NOT correcting him straight away. (I considered correcting him after the 2nd line, but decided against it.)

My lecturer was talking about metabolism and was like "ok imagine you changed from doing some Bludge job like Nrl then swapped to something that's intensive like afl, what kind of affect will that have on you? " (referring to metabolism)

People in the class: "you'll find yourself becoming attracted to other men because you are now a gay FL player"

Lecturer: *can't stop laughing*

TeamFourStar Let's Play Left 4 Dead 2 - Suicide Blitz 2 Part 7

KaiserNeko: Your mum is a pipe bomb... it's called my ****.
Takahata101: Oh that's horrible Kaiser.
Lanipator: You call your **** the pipe bomb?
KaiserNeko: Yep.
Lanipator: No, no, no I get it. It goes off and everybody around you is disappointed and horrified.
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KaiserNeko: At least it's not the molotov cause then it will burns when you pee.

A little browned haired american girl, aged 7, came to the store, these are some of the cute things she said
- "G'day mate"
-"you know these stuff (points to the cubics) we call them bling or sparkle"
-"in America is snows"
-she Pledge of Allegiance of United States of America. and i appluaded after she finished
-"i wish i can have these stuff for free" =___=;;

Bump:
a nurse was assisting the patient from the bed to the chair.
"you know my name means Falcon in my language,
i can fly to the chair"
i LOLed
and then i remembered a year or so ago the balloon boy named falcon
made me LOL harder

Woman browsing and looking at some creams and seemed to need some help
Kai goes to help

Me: hi how are you today~ is there anything I can help you with? :3
Woman: hello. I need some help. There is these two creams, this one increases collagen I by 91% and this other one increases collagen III by 96%
Now tell me, what is the difference between collagen I and III?
Me: um... I don't know, maybe you can google it!
Woman: yes yes but I need to know blah blah blah
Me: (wtf I'm not Wikipedia....)

I had a job appointment at Unite Marketing and was in a room filled with other applicants. Before the interviewer asked me questions, he said...

"Oh? You haven't written down your address on the form!"

*silence*

Me: "ooh..."

Wow what a way to make a first bad impression before getting to the questions! x.x

Seriously? I got a job interview too at Unite Marketing!

haha, when do you have the interview?

I can give you tips on what type of question they will be asking and what the second interview entails (according to a friend since I didn't make it past stage 1) xD

My interview is on the 9th but I feel that I already failed the interviews since I couldn't speak properly on the phone with them after I lodged in my resume via seek.com

^don't worry, they're not going to remember who's who because once you rock up to the interview, there's going to be about 30+ applicants in the room! O:

Just have to impress them at the group interview and all should be good.

Good luck ;p

in the next cubeicle
"mummy's bum is big" says the little kid
"...yes. mummy's bum is big" says the mum

hahah... poor mum

"WHAT THE CRAPOLA?!"

xD

guy in class boasting about his ray ban sun glasses
"this glasses cost me $400, it's arms are very flexible"
guy bends the glasses arms, then snap.
.____. crap.

>__<; poor guy, but is was funny...

LOL. ITS WHAT HE DESERVES >D

^lol shin thats hilarious

"This weather man is predicting a 99% chance of crap storm and it's coming right at you! D8<" - Lovino