post the QUOTES

God, i really hate stupid people-costumers at the markets,
seriously? do they expect to find REAL gold just lazly laying outside for potential blurgers to snatch?
and i thought market was suppose to be for bargin & blah, or like compromising from buy really pompous branded items, becasue they cant friggen afford it! (so why the bloody hell do they ask if it's REALl if they have no money to buy a REAL one? HUH?!!?!??! WHY?!?!?).

Tideous of hearing people telling me the obvious to my face,
i just snapped.

A guy looking and touching the men's bracelet. from observation i can tell that he's not interested in purcahsing, however with his fellow ladyfriends i can feel that he wanted to show off...

as a lovely sales person that i am,
i said "Hello" which includes a nice smile.
Guy responds "this isn't REAL gold aye? is it? how much is it?"
i pause to wait for the guy to look at my face
then i frown for a second then smiled


i replied cooly (well in my imagination) "well.. this IS the MARKET, that one is eighteen dollars. Well at least it isnt real for it would of been eighteen hundren thousand dollars"

the guy awkwardly laughs and agrees,
and from then on i can tell that he wanted to move away from the shop but couldn’t snice the other ladyfriends wasn’t done browsing.
I hoped that guy suffered from embarrassment, suffer suffer I say!

^Haha that guy deserved it for the question he asked.

uhhh...
im that kind of a person,
i usually just ask for the heck of it, since i have no one to impress

*Odom playing Draw something*
Lynn: Teach me how to play this game
Odom: I won't...because this is MY game

It was a 'you had to be there' moment hahaha

*Readies camera for the all-important group photo*
Tabz: "Does anyone have any spare batteries?"
*Shitstorm ensues*

chocho wrote:

Tabz: "Does anyone have any spare batteries?"

LOL you should add that this was when i got the camera out to take the group photo

Hahaha yeah lol >.>

Done. Lol.

I HAVE NO QUOTES TO POST. JUST SPAMMING.

OH WAIT.

QUOTE THAT.^

YEAHH.

Quote :

I HAVE NO QUOTES TO POST. JUST SPAMMING.

OH WAIT.

QUOTE THAT.^

YEAHH.

IMA QUOTE HETALIA THINGS THEN HURDUR

"I'M A VIRGIN, SHOOTING ME IS NO FUN! SERIOUSLY WHO DO YOU THINK THEY MAKE VIRGIN OLIVE OIL FOR?" - Italy

"shes like already covered in cement.
if u know what i mean." - that guy on facebook

Mikael. I think was his name^

Well the topic title does say post the 'quotes' so might as well put drop this here ;D
‎"Finding someone who you want to wake up with is better than finding someone you want to sleep with."

"Smiling releases endorphins and makes us feel better, even when you fake a smile you can feel better." - Natasha Yi

"They were licking each other's lollipop."

What...they were. >_>

'Dear Students,

Many of you may have already watched the live streaming of the announcement this morning. I am very pleased to let you know that the Prime Minister, The Hon. Julia Gillard MP, announced $7 million in Federal funding to complete the restoration of the historic Female Orphan School."

What are you doing to my ghost house,???
Vincent, do something, We just only found a way to intrude into that building, we haven't got enough fun in there yet >.<

Quote :

"I believe that I CAN DO IT"

These are the magic words I haven't heard for a long time. Today they keep appearing in front of me in form of text and verbaly in every single hour.
Thank you for reminding what I have lose, what I need to get back and what I need to archieve my goal, my dear confidence.

Ordering our food at Rib's and Rum

Me: i'll have the half a chicken meal please

Kevin: do you guys have rice

It was funny cos he wasn't joking hahaha

"Capitalism, ho!"

@ShakespeareSong:
"Spacecrafts were manufactured to defy gravity & reach the outer limits of the solar system, raise thy hands and connect with the atmosphere."

"Today I went to Burwood Westfield to do my usual grocery run when I saw a Japanese High School Girl, just walking around the shopping centre. The Sailor Fuku, bow, all there. Very rare to see in Burwood considering I see most of them in the city.

Anyways, at the same time, there were these three high school kids (2 guys and 1 girl) sitting on a bench, being very loud that anyone within a 15m radius could hear them. They were quite annoying to hear, but nevertheless, I had my headphones on, so I couldn't hear the full force of their annoying voices. Some shoppers were nearby sitting on other benches, just watching them with annoyances.

Then as I walked by the annoying bunch whom were getting up from their seats and the Japanese Girl was coming closer to me in the opposite direction, one of the guys yelled out to the girl, which was audible to me through my headphones:

"Wow, you look stupid with that get up! Going sailing?" The poor Japanese Girl seemed to understood that because she stopped in her tracks, shocked. A security guard nearby noticed this.

Noticing this, and without thinking, I took off my headphones, I looked to the two guys and blurted out:

"Excuse me... stupid? At least she looks presentable and punctual unlike you lot with your shirts tucked out, school cap pointing the other way as though you got fondled badly by some mad man."

Before he could say anything, the people around me erupted in applause while the security guard lured them out. I had just severely embarassed them in front of the public.

As for the Japanese Girl, she couldn't stop saying thank you to me. I said it was all good. Then she said to me (Following isn't the exact words due to her broken English, but fixed up):

"Sorry, I have to rush back home to do my homework. But are you usually around here?"

I said: "Yeah, its my local mall"

She then, proceeded to get a piece of paper out of her bag and wrote her e-mail address on it. She gave it to me and said "My name is Maya. What is your name?"

"Renato"

"Nice to meet you Renato. Sorry, I have to go now, but thank you very much!" She bows to me and leaves.

One of the shoppers near me saw this and said "You just made a new friend pal, good job on defending that poor girl".

Day made?

HELL YEAH." Retrieved from a friend's status on FB. Very.awesome.

*Applause*

Tomo: Question! Mr. Kimura, why did you decide to become a high school teacher?
Mr. Kimura: 'CUZ I LIKE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS, THAT'S WHY!
— Azumanga Daioh